Ralphland

“If you come upstairs, you’re gonna get laid.”

-Holly from “The Wedding Singer”

“You’ll be the first to die!”

-Tom Servo, as “Coily” the demonic spring from the MST3K short “A Case of Spring Fever”

“Maybe you are ALL homosexuals!”

-Ranier Wolfcastle from “The Simpsons”, accusing his entire studio audience.

“I’ve got something to stop that old bag!”

-Bart Simpson

“Failure seldom stops you. What stops you is the fear of failure.”

-Jack Lemmon

“We can stick her in a trailer, drive around the south and charge two bits a gander.”

-Bart Simpson, referring to his sister Lisa.

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”

-Leslie Nielsen

“Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I’ll have a Duff you have one too!”

-as sung by the children of the world in “The Little Land of Duff”, located at Duff Gardens.

“I hope you’re not suggesting that I would take that necklace as a bribe. Think again, dirtbag! I can just swipe it later from the evidence locker!”

-Chief Wiggum

“Tina, lose the glasses and (simulating breasts) fix these!”

-”Donald Trump” as played by Darrell Hammond