Ralphland

Q: On The Simpsons, why did Baby Bart look forward to the birth of his new sibling?

A: He wanted to blame the baby for his misdeeds, use it as a skateboard ramp and clean up his messes with the baby itself.

Q: What did Homer Simpson once eat when no other food was available?

A: A Ten Pound Bag of Flour

Q: On the television show Family Guy, why does Peter Griffin’s next door neighbor Joe get thrown off the Wonka-esque tour of the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery?

A: He is paralyzed and needed a wheelchair ramp to enter the factory.

Q: In the movie This is Spinal Tap, what upsets the band when they arrive at the Themeland Amusement Park for a performance?

A: The band gets second billing on the Themeland marquee, right under the amusement park’s puppet show.

Q: In the Simpsons episode Bart the Lover, why did Miss Hoover not see the educational value of the assembly at the beginning of the episode?

A: It was an assembly promoting Yo-Yos.

Q: According to an attorney for “The Frying Dutchman” restaurant, what did Homer Simpson eat when no other food was available?

A: A ten pound bag of flour

Q: On The Simpsons episode A Star is Burns, what famous Hollywood star was Moe the Bartender mistaken for by a group of tourists and why was he mistaken for this particular celebrity?

A: The tourists thought that Moe was really Drew Barrymore because Bart Simpson had sold them a completely fictitious “Map to the Stars Homes”.